Hey you! Ya, you! Are you a poor, broke loser who is down on their luck? If the answer is yes, then oh boy, does Soke Co. industry have the deal for you! For the low low, price of 1 billion dollars, Soke Co. industry will lease you one of their patented money farms! But wait, a billion dollars isn’t a low price for you. Never fear, friend Soke Co. won’t ask for anything upfront, and after you start, money will grow on trees. It’s a deal too good to be true. So what are you waiting for? Sign up for your money farm today!
Side effects of Money Farm include:
Toes where your teeth should be.
A soft poke behind your eyes.
An unnerving feeling you can’t shake.
Loss of morality.
The need to lick sharp objects.
Touching your toes.
Whatever Jerry is doing.
And chronic diarrhea.
Money Farm is a clicker game where you start with a single plot to plant dollar trees and a small water bucket to collect water. As you click your way to fortune, you will buy more plots and upgrade your seeds, all in pursuit of more profit. But is that pursuit worth it?